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Loz - seventeen - in the throes of AS Levels
(english lit, drama, film studies, sociology)

Likes: slash / the ukulele / seventies cops.
Dislikes: hard work / insomnia / excercise.

Writes fic sometimes; caps often locked; swears too much; doesn't post enough; does six embarrassing things before breakfast; works in a library.
Life held together by a series of hastily-scrawled lists.
Eclectic interests.

(We want our film to be beautiful, not realistic.)

Loz comes in all 57 hit colours and varieties! Here are what some of our previous customers had to say:
maestro1123: Loz lured me to her house and put gay porn on the telly, then tried to have sex with me.
kewen: Miss Lauren walks sideways. Like some sort of DICTATOR CRAB?!?!
thymeth: Loz has a picture of Tom Paulin's cock and balls over her bed.
alchemywow: Once on holiday in Butlins, Loz filled Dudley Moore's legs with glass beads and fried him in butter.
ailcia: Loz is the biggest of Sue Denim's cockney spoons, to be played when Chris Corner is urging punters to take their glasses back to the bar. Stay away from her: she'll burn all your books.
neut: If you pause the scene in Return of The Jedi when the Death Star explodes and zoom in on the bottom right of the screen, you can clearly read Loz's name spelled out in the debris.

Perhaps, under the circumstances, it was only natural that I should dream of Jones. He lay among the rocks on the flat plain beside me and he said, "Don't ask me to find water. I can't. I'm tired, Brown, tired. After the seven hundredth performance I sometimes dry up on my lines - and I've only two."
I said to him, "Why are you dying, Jones?"
"It's in my part, old man, it's in my part. But I've got this comic line - you should hear the whole theatre laugh when I say it. The ladies in particular."
"What is it?"
"That's the trouble. I've forgotten it."
"Jones, you must remember."
"I've got it now. I have to say - look at these bloody rocks - 'This is a good place,' and everyone laughs till the tears come. Then you say, 'To hold the bastards up?' and I reply, 'I didn't mean that.'"

My moodtheme was made by the wonderful thatgirlsoph.